You’ve all heard horror stories about that classmate of a friend who put a random object in her vagina for a stormy moment and ended up in the hospital with an embarrassing story – and maybe even severe physical damage. So what’s dangerous to put in there? We spoke to a few medical professionals to break it down. Here’s what to avoid …
Some women like to use douches to clean the vagina, but in reality it is completely unnecessary. It can also be dangerous because, according to Dr. Alyssa Dweck, gynecologist and assistant clinical professor at the Mount Sinai School of Medicine, it can cause “a horrible imbalance of the typical bacteria that are supposed to be in the vagina and in fact cause an infection.” Douching is a known culprit when it comes to pelvic inflammatory disease (PID) and bacterial vaginosis. If you’re worried about keeping your vagina clean, the best thing to do is wash your vulva with water and soap when you shower, being careful not to get soap into your vagina. See a doctor if you think something is not smelling right. Ultimately, your vagina is self-cleaning, so it need your help to make it cleaner.
Yes, straightening your vagina at the spa is totally all the rage these days, and Yes, that’s exactly what it sounds like. “They’re sitting in a specific type of spa with no underwear on, on special chairs that give off herbal-infused vapor, and they’re spraying their butt,” Dweck shares. “And while any kind of hot treatment can be nice and improve the blood supply to the area, we have seen burns coming out of it and irritation from the types of herbs, so I would be very careful to this subject. I don’t know how effective it is to do anything anyway.
3. Tea tree oil
“If you are using household oil as a lubricant, you need a high quality oil, not the one you use in your kitchen for frying food,” says Dr. Raquel Dardik, MD, gynecologist and professor. associate of gynecology at NYU Langone. Medical Center. “And you want to use pH neutral oil, say, almond oil, coconut oil, olive oil, probably okay.” what do you do not what you want to use is tea tree oil, which can cause frightening chemical burns: “It’s incredibly caustic and will cause vaginal burning, so probably disagree. “
4. Chocolate syrup
“All of this contains sugar which will change the proportions of bacteria and yeast that can cause infections. These substances can also irritate the vaginal skin, so it may seem like a good idea at the time, but you may have vaginal irritation or a vaginal infection afterwards, ”explains Dardik.
5. Whipped cream
“I wouldn’t recommend putting it inside the vagina, ”says Dweck. “It’s really hard to get that stuff out, especially if it’s causing a reaction. Fair enough for sex play if you want to put this stuff on the vulva or other parts of the body and have an erotic experience, that’s fine. But I wouldn’t advise putting it inside.
This is sometimes considered an easy form of lubricant, but according to Dweck petroleum jelly or any type of petroleum product can actually be a source of infection in the vagina.
7. Home remedies for yeast infections, like yoghurt swabs
According to Dweck, “Sometimes when people have a yeast infection and they feel like they are [yogurt on a tampon] is a more natural way to treat it. Probably not a good idea. Bacteria and yeast like dark, damp places so I think this could be the root cause of an infection. If you think you have a yeast infection, get your doctor checked out and if they agree, treat it with Monistat, an easy over-the-counter treatment, instead of yogurt.
8. Fruits and vegetables
For starters, the old wives’ tale is a lie: the vegetables can not take root in your vagina and grow. However, according to Dardik, there are great concerns about putting vegetables in there. “Vegetables have pesticides, so you put pesticides in your vagina, which I don’t really recommend, and you can make them break and have little bits and pieces left there for pretty unhealthy periods of time, which, again. once I don’t. do not recommend. But nothing takes root, it will rot.
9. Anything you just used for your butt that you haven’t cleaned yet
“We are seeing ‘vaginal pH havoc’, if you will, erupting from [using a toy in the vagina that has just been used for anal play], says Dweck. “If you want to use a toy in the anal area, first of all, remember that it has to have some sort of retrieval device, string or something along that line. My husband is a colon and rectal surgeon, so I hear about toys getting stuck in the colon because there is nothing to remove it. If you want to switch between vaginal and anal play, I would definitely wash the toy in between, and you might want to use a condom on some of the toys as well.
10. Any sharp object
“The blood supply inside the vagina is so rich that even the smallest cut can cause incredible bleeding and although this is a forgiving and generally healing area, it’s not a chance you really want. take, ”says Dweck.
11. A hairbrush handle
“I can only imagine that a handful gets stuck in the vagina or trauma is caused, so I can’t really tolerate that,” Dweck insists.
12. Alcohol swabs
“I’ve heard of the practice of putting alcohol on a tampon and putting it in the vagina for advanced absorption and making a buzz out of it,” Dweck explains. “I would say it seems to be horribly uncomfortable and can damage the vaginal lining, so I would definitely not recommend it.”
13. Your mobile phone
Yes, the phone is vibrating, but it’s not yours. “I mean there’s a battery in there, that could definitely be a problem,” says Dweck.
14. Pop Rock
This may absolutely traumatize your wife’s parts in a flash – just ask this woman who tried and ended up on Sex sent me to the ER!
15. Aerosol cans
Dweck had her own horror story when a patient came to her office after inserting an aerosol container of whipped cream, with a hood attached, into her vagina (“because the shape at the top was a bit phallic.” “) Pretty terrifying,” A few hours later we were in the operating room getting it out because it had caused so much trauma. “
Lest we forget about vagazzling, the hottest trend of 2010 (and don’t worry, it’s still a hit in 2015), Dweck is here to remind us to be careful with the placement of those nifty rhinestones, as the glue used in the process can be irritating. “Vagrancy is probably not a problem on the outside [of the vagina] but don’t put it inside. Some people have sensitive tissue and react to glue. Example: keep the rhinestones in the same place where you could normally put an airstrip, and nowhere else.
17. An electric toothbrush
If this vibration of a toothbrush floats your boat, “use it on the clitoris rather than inside the vagina to be externalstimulation, ”Dweck says, although as a rule of thumb she doesn’t really recommend that you put any household items in there. That’s what vibrators are for!
18. Small animals (!!)
“It’s rare, I’ve seen it once in my 24 years of practice,” says Dweck, “but probably one of the worst experiences I’ve ever had has been someone putting on a little tiny animal in her vagina as part of her sex play, so obviously I think that’s totally out of the question.
The ultra-simple solution to avoid putting household items in your hoo-ha? Get quality sex toys. “Women these days are very comfortable going for a vibrator,” says Dr. Dardik. “They don’t really feel like they need to, you know, experiment with what’s at hand… Any vibrator or dildo [that are of quality] are made from a sterile material that does not retain bacteria so they can be cleaned, they are safe, they do not change vaginal pH, they do not attract bacteria, so they are the best option.
Be picky when choosing a toy and go for a high-end product from a reputable company, as some sex toys might leak chemicals called phthalates, which can be harmful to your health. If a brand new toy smells strongly of chemicals (that indescribable ‘new plastic’ smell that we all recognize) when you first open it, that’s a strong indicator that it could be made with phthalates, which you need to consider when deciding if and how you want to use it. If you plan to put the toy in your vagina, first make sure that there are no instructions on the package that say “for external use only” and if you do spot any, take them seriously. . Try quality sellers like Babeland, Good Vibrations, and The Pleasure Chest (they sell toys online as well as in physical stores in case you want to shop from the privacy of your couch) to find toys and sexual health information you can trust. . If you are on a budget, affordable sex toys made by Trojan are available on Amazon and local drug stores.
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