Lady Gaga blessed us with an iconic Chromatica merch line, with underwear and g-bangers, perfect for your post-iso wetsuit. * Proceed to throw all my coins to Gaga *
New official shop offers an eclectic range of hot pink Chromaticamerchandise, from t-shirts and sweatshirts to stickers and cassettes. The whole fucking thing. All items come with the digital album – in a marketing ploy adopted by many artists these days, to boost sales and secure this bag – meaning all purchases will be dispatched in 4-5 weeks, once Chromatica is released.
Let’s see some highlights from the Gaga inventory, okay?
Gaga stans took to Twitter to gag the new articles for our lower regions, which absolutely appeal to gays, women and queens. (We love to see it.)
lady gaga really sells briefs and thongs with the lmao album. we are a business woman. pic.twitter.com/7lpdVv5hU9
– LOUISE (@alluregaga) May 6, 2020
Gaga announces new album with pink underwear and thongs pic.twitter.com/AYlICPTk6C
– ⚔️ ʐռɨռɛ ȶǟʟɛ ֆ ⚔️ (@Z_ninetales) May 6, 2020
Okay, I had to include the latter because imagine so Gaga literally dropped a line of dildos and anal beads. It would be the happiest day on Earth. (Actually, come to think of it, I’m surprised she hasn’t already.)
– Cult generation▄▀ #CHROMATICA (@Perfumejidai) May 6, 2020
Chromatica, which was originally slated for release on April 10, will now release May 29.
Anyway, it will be me in 4-5 weeks. Diffuse “Stupid Love” for clear skin.
20 days until chromatica pic.twitter.com/acYHuEJ6qa
– LOUISE (@alluregaga) May 8, 2020
Image: Lady Gaga / Chromatica